25 Funny Christmas Card Sayings

Figuring out what to say on your holiday card? We’ve got you! We have compiled a list of 25 funny Christmas card sayings for you to choose from!

One of the many great things about Persnickety is our cards. Clients love Persnickety’s recycled thick paper quality and customization options. There are so many designs to choose from! Did you know? You can design your own card with a funny saying or a pre-made graphic in our software. No photoshop skills needed!

 Funny Christmas Card Sayings
Funny Christmas Card Sayings
funny christmas sayings
funny christmas sayings

25 Humorous Christmas Sayings

“The nice list is so overrated”

“Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest Boards.”

“You know what I got for Christmas this year? Fat. I got fat.”

“Dear Santa, This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don’t mix up the two like you did last year.”

“Do you hear what I hear?”

“You’re super nice. Wanna know how I know? Guy in a big red suit told me.”

“That warm feeling isn’t just the Christmas spirit. I think you left the oven on.”

“Christmas- The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

“I might not believe in Santa, but I still believe in a good Christmas card!”

“Another Christmas already? Seriously, what the Elf?”

“Naught is such a strong word, how about with go with Nice-ish”

“Naps are always on my xmas list…”

“Santa saw your finstagram account, you’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.”

“Dear Santa, before I try to explain … just how much do you already know?”

“Before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, what did people do on Christmas Day?”

“Christmas without Christ is a mess.”

“Warning: Mistletoe Zone”

“I spent a long time choosing the perfect Christmas card that will look good in your garbage.”

“Feliz Naughty Dog”

“Merry, Bright & Up all Night” (newborn baby photo)

“Santa, doesn’t believe in you either”

“You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow? Yeah, we’re not doing that.”

“Don’t say anything, but I think I just saw that creepy elf on the bookcase actually move.”

“It’s your Christmas! March to the beat of your own little drummer boy.”

“You turn candy can’t into candy cane!”

“Santa has the right idea, visit people only once a year.”

25 Funny Christmas Card Sayings

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